12 days 'til Halloween. I am not ready. Don't have my decorations out and don't have enough candy for the kids. Let's not discuss the fact that my "costume" will consist of a pair of jeans and one of my many Halloween t-shirts. My lack of preparation this year is frightening me. It's just not like me to be like this!
I now present to you the most horrifying pumpkin you can expect to see all season:
That's right. You too can make your very own Snooki pumpkin thanks to The Swell Life. For those of you not in the know, Snooki is an unnaturally orange creature that haunts the streets of the Jersey Shore, leaving behind in her wake terror and puddles of booze-filled vomit. The pumpkin is a surprisingly accurate replica although the real Snooki is much more orange. But this is close enough.